A Glitch in the Matrix

An picture speaks a thousand words right? What does this one say to you?

No... Seriously? Never Heard of him...

OK... Well, Dan Bandekow was/maybe still is, a late night, cheap, Philly dive bar comic that just kinda said

™eh, well, fuck it I guess.

When the world, collectively, all at once, lost its mind and shut down over the sniffles.

Anyhow, good news...

He is an actual, IRL ™Computer Guy.

He has been learning the 'puters since he was 8 and the year was 1989. A LAMP (Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP) open source contributor, web developer, very small-time software engineer, game designer, etc... ya know, 'puter stuff. Also, purchased and sold domain names since the 90's.

He is fully and entirely retarded... I mean retired.

He quit his job, sold his business and moved the hell out of the city, thus completing the cliche.

Now he operates a home garden he refers to as a farm but nobody else does. He thinks growing greenbeans equals freedom and absolute liberty.

These are his retired... I mean retarded, musings. Enjoy.

I Have Made Corn.

Leave for a couple weeks and everything goes all field of dreams on me. I have corn, if I can keep it. Last year a storm destroyed my corn harvest days before it was due. Cross your fingers friend.

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